sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

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Tags: Inception

the sheriff picks him up from the airport after his first semester and brings him by the house to drop off his stuff 
but before he can even offer dinner stiles grabs the keys to the jeep and is already back out the door 
he finds his way to the old hale house in the woods and is unsurprised to see it looking still as busted as always 
but there’s a light coming from one of the windows and stiles snorts 
baby steps back into living like a human are still steps 
but he’s barely thinking about it as he bounds out of the car and up the steps and pulls his fist up to start knocking
but the door opens before he can and he’s pulled forward as it slams shut immediately behind him and he’s pushed up against it 
stiles notes that derek is shirtless as he tongues his way into stiles’ mouth but only because his hands go to grope for leverage 
and find hot skin instead of fabric or leather 
they kiss for so long that stiles is panting and straining hard inside his jeans by the time derek pulls away to finally look at him 
stiles is grinning like an idiot because ‘welcome back’ kisses are his actual favorite thing 
but the furrowed eyebrows and curious expression on derek’s face make his smile shrink as he asks ”what is it?” 
”you haven’t shaved” is all he says and stiles just kind of stares back at him 
because what 
why would that be a problem? 
and for a moment he thinks it actually might be and starts with an excuse of ”well yeah it’s finals and I didn’t really have time?”
and then his smart-alec brain kicks into gear and he adds ”I didn’t know there were rules about shaving in these wolf/human relationships” 
when derek’s eyebrows twitch stiles starts smiling wide again and continues ”is stubble ‘your thing’ derek?”
”are alphas the only ones who get to look shaggy and mysterious with their unshaven jawlines of supernatural—” 
but he doesn’t get any further because derek shuts him up with a hard kiss that takes away what little breath he has left 
and soon he’s grinding against derek’s thigh and whining for derek to touch him 
derek’s hands grab him by the thighs and lift him up against the door so he can wrap his legs around derek’s waist 
he breaks the kiss for a moment and stiles bites at his lip impatiently but derek keeps looking at him 
before he says ”it feels nice smartass. you should forget to shave more often.” 
and when derek grabs him by the back of the neck and tilts his head against the door to let him kiss and suck and bite the length of his jaw 
stiles decides he can go without shaving for a while


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sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

IS THIS REAL

they’re a rainbow nation

EEEEEEEE TINKIE WINKIE HAS HIS PUUUURRRSSSEEEE~~~~

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AC/DC + QUEEN + LED ZEPPELIN =

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sometimes JRR Tolkein makes me cry because my entire childhood.

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sometimes JRR Tolkein makes me cry because my entire childhood.

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Steve+Tony Animation by *cartoonjunkie

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

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(x) My dads said I’m not even allowed to talk to you.

Wade and Peter shooting the shit…and Wade being a troll…XD

#DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

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Avengers Re-design by Denis Medri / Blog

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